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Here are the second thirty profiles since I started recording them. 7-3-01 Nothing beats making scrambled (scrambie) eggs and cheesetoast at one in the morning while listening to the entire Celtic Voyage CD. Also note, this would be breakfast for dinner at midnight snacktime, rather than lunch for breakfast at lunchtime. 6-23-01 I think that whoever tied my extension cord for my grass edger in a series of knots, so as to create a long chain-looking thing, is the same person who strategically hid rocks in various places all around my lawn. 6-20-01 In my house, we have a rule regarding the food. If you can find food, then you can have it, because whoever's food it is obviously didn't hide it well enough. So don't ask... Eat! 6-11-01 I don't live in Germany, so I do have a profile. 6-4-01 After extensive research, debate, and discussion, I believe that we have finally come to a decision. Cordon bleu stuffed chicken breast does in fact have a coelom, but it is a false coelom, much like that of an organism from the phylum Nematoda. 6-3-01 I would really like to apologize to all of my adoring fans out there. My profiles as of late have been pretty sub-par. I will try to work on that, but I'm at a bit of a profiler's block of sorts. 5-31-01 Mmm... New Weezer CD... Can't stop listening to it... 5-28-01 Memorial Day, what a day to remember. 5-20-01 On the final Friday of the school year, an accident occurred involving the beloved Friday Shirt. While listening to Drift, the Friday Shirt was rent in the pit. It is currently in critical condition at the Nakanna Shirt Recovery Center in Phoenix. Please, take a moment of silence and pray that the Friday Shirt has the opportunity to see another Friday, and many more to come afterward. 5-16-01 And so I was walking down the street, right? Then some bug lands on the back of my neck. I reach back, hoping to brush this mysterious bug away. It turns out that it was a bee and the damn thing stung the back of my neck. No this is not figurative language, I'm just really pissed at that bee. 5-7-01 So I'm back at that one market, right? I think to myself, "Gee, it sure has been a while since I've been to this market." I see the mysterious man again. He's got a plethora of carrots in his repertoire now. And I can't help but ask him, or perhaps I was even asking myself... "Where the heck did all of these carrots come from?" 4-30-01 Nothing to do on a Saturday? I know! You can hang out with two of your schoolteachers in two separate places at two separate times for two separate reasons! w00t 4-22-01 If you wake up, and immediately try to make a tight fist, you will notice that it is harder to do than normal. Similarly, if you wake up, and the first thing that you do in the morning is solve a Rubik's Cube, you might also take note that it takes a tad longer to complete than usual. 4-18-01 Sunil's grandfather listens to *N Sync in his spare time. 4-15-01 I'd like to wish everyone a happy Easter. We should all celebrate this glorious day when the Easter Bunny was born. 4-7-01 At Gameworks, I tear up the dance floor so much, you'd think that they'd sue me for damages. 3-30-01 When wrestling with daddikins, and being beaten badly, you'd think that it'd be a good idea to use your intellect and come up with witty remarks that are derogatory toward your opponent's strength and/or abilities. Boy, you'd be wrong. 3-25-01 After visiting a school dance, I learned that girls actually can make their hair ribbon-ish, Aeris style, in real life. Now why the heck don't they do that more often? 3-24-01 Whenever in the mall, make sure to walk by Just For Feet. While there, ponder how a sweatshirt could be used for feet. 3-14-01 I've come up with a new diet, for those of you who are looking to lose a few extra pounds. First, eat eleven different types of pie. Then, go to Gameworks and play Dance Dance Revolution. You'll work off the pies from earlier, and oddly, you won't eat anything for the rest of the day. Your fat will dissolve like civilizations in the sun or something like that. 3-10-01 I seem to have misplaced my bass. (Outline taken from Gopal, 2000) 3-1-01 In addition to green algae (Chlorophyta), red algae (Rhodophyta), and brown algae (Phaeophyta), a new strain of protistan algae has been discovered. After finding many specimens on the streets, microbiologists are calling this new species street algae (Streetphyta). 2-26-01 When putting a box full of books up in the attic, make sure that the box has a sturdy bottom. Failure to do so could result in a plethora of hardback books falling and repeatedly hitting you on your head. 2-21-01 You know you're an addict when any place that has music playing in the background and square floor tiles gives you the motivation to step on the different tiles in succession with the beat of the music, regardless of whether the music is appropriate to be dancing to or whether the tiles light up when you apply pressure to them or not. 2-18-01 Dempsey decided to make a cameo appearance in Cassie's coupon book. 2-12-01 I think that they should change the name of Mountain Dew to Elixir. Maybe the name isn't as catchy, but man, three glasses of that in two minutes really restored my vitality. And I bet it fully restored my HP/MP too. 2-11-01 Next time, remind me to finish chewing the steak before I put the brownie in my mouth. 2-6-01 Theoretically, I could walk Erin Brennan from sixth period to seventh. 1-29-01 Go vote on who your favorite Muppet Baby is/was. It would make a certain aristocrat very happy. 1-28-01 Super Bowl Sunfat. |
 
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