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On my birthday last year, Sunil began writing his autobiography. After reading a couple of chapters, I had the urge to do my own. I've been putting off doing the whole autobiography thing for a while now, for many reasons. First and foremost, I'm lazy. Secondly, and also a big factor in all of this, I have a terrible memory. I can hardly remember what I ate for breakfast today. (For future reference, I didn't have breakfast at all today.) But here I am right now, July 24, Sunil's birthday, writing the introduction. Perhaps I'll finish this autobiography, perhaps I won't get any farther than what you're reading right now. Let's see how far I can go with my generally uninteresting life.




Chapter I - Pre-Arizona, Pre-Life
Chapter II - First Year in Hell
Chapter III - Sixth Grade, the Perverted Stage
Chapter IV - Two Weeks, Two Months, Same Thing
Chapter V - Pre-Seventh Grade Trouble
Chapter VI - A Subject Before Subjectism
Chapter VII - Adopt-a-Ronnie
Chapter VIII - Skateboarding, a Means for New Friendship
Chapter IX - Flash Forward, End of Eighth Grade
Chapter X - High School Begins, Childhood Ends
Chapter XI - The Endless Party
Chapter XII - Futile Attempts
Chapter XIII - Late Days of Freshman Year
Chapter XIV - argument1.htm
Chapter XV - Summer Vacations
Chapter XVI - Early Days of Sophomore Year
Chapter XVII - The Day of Fatting 'til the Cows Came Home
Chapter XVIII - Ronnie Leaves, Disaster Ensues
Chapter XIX - The Two-Week Exile
Chapter XX - The Ol' Subject Switcharoo
Chapter XXI - The "Inseparable" Trio
Chapter XXII - They Couldn't Hide it Forever (Ronnie visits)
Chapter XXIII - Breakup--The Beginning of the End
Chapter XXIV - Excommunication--The End of the End
Chapter XXV - Life Without Cameron, Leading into the New Millenium
Chapter XXVI - Start Off With a Bang... Or a Fizzle...
Chapter XXVII - The Hippos and Rhinos Scandal
Chapter XXVIII - Nerd Club is Born
Chapter XXIX - Mislededness on Valentine's Day
Chapter XXX - The Bell-Shaped Spring Break
Chapter XXXI - Another Chapter in the Phoenix Soap Opera
Chapter XXXII - The Website Party
Chapter XXXIII - Last Day of Sophomore Year
Chapter XXXIV - Just Like a Dream
Chapter XXXV - Just One Week
Chapter XXXVI - Summer at its Best
Chapter XXXVII - One Small Step for a Man
Chapter XXXVIII - Early Days of Junior Year
Chapter XXXIX - Three Old Friends Reunite
Chapter XL - Those Incredible Suckers Perform
Chapter XLI - The Volleyball Champs
Chapter XLII - Thanksgiving at Jorgen's (Yawn's)
Chapter XLIII - Six Months and Going Strong
Chapter XLIV - A Precursor to the Destruction
Chapter XLV - Winter Break, Back to Jorgen's
Chapter XLVI - Holden Caulfield
Chapter XLVII - Erica Turns Seventeen
Chapter XLVIII - The Well-Deserved Spring Break
Chapter XLIX - Unagi and Crumpets
Chapter L - Cancer is Bad
Chapter LI - Prom 2002
Chapter LII - Completion of the Hardest Year of Our Lives