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Here are the first thirty profiles since I started recording them. 1-23-01 xDexter345x: Quick, coordinated pi, by fives, up to twenty five. xDexter345x: 3.14159 rev E i LLe 7A: 26535. xDexter345x: 89793 rev E i LLe 7A: 23846. xDexter345x: 26433 rev E i LLe 7A: 83279. 1-20-01 Walking to Fry's Marketplace, finding out that they're not open, then walking to Safeway at 1:30 in the morning to buy sugar may seem like too much work, but man, this Kool-Aid is worth it. 1-12-01 "Let's play again!" "Let's not." "Hwuh hwuh hwuh..." -The Globe, Greg, and Sunaba- 1-4-01 Convert RPG MIDI piano scores into bass guitar tabs. Play them, and ponder all of the things that you could have done to make the world a better place, but instead chose to use your time doing that. 1-2-01 (7:40 PM) Eh, new profile on the way soon. 1-2-01 (1:24 AM) I look into your eyes, and I see things that I've never seen before. I daydream, "What would it be like...?" and, "Would it work...?" And I curse myself, for not being good enough, for not being the one for you, when it's so clear in my mind that you are the one for me. 12-24-00 Just because you can hear that I'm playing my guitar in here doesn't mean that you can just walk in without knocking and expect me to have clothes on. 12-23-00 Here's a little brain teaser for you kids that enjoy riddles. If a sleeping boy has his room positioned in such a way that while on his bed, his head is directly beside the plumbing for the shower in the next room, how is he most often "accidentally" awakened by his family members (and Brian)? IM me with the answer and you'll be a very neat person. 12-18-00 While in the shower, I came up with a very funny profile. But at the moment, I can't remember it for the life of me. Until then, eh, the subject. 12-13-00 Taking a nap with candy in your sweatshirt pocket (also with lanyard on) returns comical results. Weeks later, you will find the candy nestled in your bed sheets, with a mysterious blue fuzz encompassing it. 12-9-00 While at a children's playground, I broke one of the swings. I guess the 50¢ scale at the mall was right. 12-8-00 Today is my l33t 16. 12-5-00 (3:50 P.M.) Current subject theme: small. 1. Amanda Little 2. Short redhead 3. Freshman girl 12-5-00 (6:30 A.M.) Rediscover Frosted Flakes. You'll thank me later. 11-30-00 In case you ever want to go on a rampage and massacre a large number of people, here's some pointers to follow: 1. Go to a school, preferably a school that you attend, so you can slip by the security guards with your lanyard on. 2. Kill the people in the office first, so that they can't air the goofy lock-down warning. 3. If they manage to warn the school, kill them. 4. Once everyone is locked down, pull the fire alarm. This is sure to scare some people into your line of sight. 5. If nobody is fooled by the phony fire alarm, set an actual fire. Imagine the looks on their faces when they realize that they will burn to death. 11-26-00 Since the poll is now up, (click here to vote!) a new profile is pending. 11-23-00 I'm trying to think up a name for the Chinese polar bear (Yes, in addition to the north and south poles, there is also the Chinese pole) that lives in my air conditioning vent. Some names that I'm considering are Gerald and Shojo. Any suggestions are welcome. One particularly bad suggestion was Venty. Eh, better luck next time. 11-21-00 Temporarily out of service. 11-20-00 (11:03 P.M.) After years of searching through the Arabian desert, the famous Farhad had only found a few jewels, the subject of his journeys. The first, a precious jewel indeed, was unattainable, far out of his reach for ages. When he finally gave up his quest for that one perfect stone, he found that another, equally beautiful jewel was right at his feet. Farhad rejoiced, and he took the stone back to town, where he showed it to his apathetic friend. "That's nice," his friend said, putting the jewel on his shelf. So after Farhad's seemingly never-ending search for a beautiful gem, it is simply taken by his friend who never put in any effort or ever really wanted it in the first place. That's why I don't live in Arabia. 11-20-00 (4:24 P.M.) Yes, if only girls could make their hair ribbon-ish, Aeris style, in real life. 11-13-00 Word association fun, featuring Ronnie: xOnnie182x: egg xDexter345x: Yolk. xDexter345x: My turn. xDexter345x: Pharmaceuticals. xOnnie182x: bandits! This has been word association fun, featuring Ronnie. 11-10-00 (8:33 P.M.) While in Barnes and Noble (no relation to your Honors World History/Geography teacher), comment on how good it smells in there. Also take note that the guy who isn't capable of whispering has just said to his friend, "It smells like books in here." Just to let him know that you heard him, walk up the the shelf next to him, pick up a book, smell it, then proceed to the telephones where your friend is calling her mom. 11-10-00 (8:25 P.M.) Everything's fine, y'know? That's what I have to constantly tell myself in order to keep me from totally losing it. I'm always feeling like I'm just there, just the guy on the side. It pains me each and every time I see them embrace; when I see her look into his eyes with that shimmering happiness, my heart is crushed just a little more. But everything's fine, y'know? 11-8-00 (11:04 P.M.) Mientras hacía la tarea de español en mi sofá, me dormí. Si quieres hacer la tarea, no hay que dormirte. 11-8-00 "So what now?" I ask myself. Do I continue on like everything's fine, like I have done so often in the past? That causes a world of hurt, but what other choice do I have? How about this? I choose to alienate myself from everyone, to start back at the beginning. I've concluded this failed experiment called Me in Society. But I'm only human; I am frail and weak. Without the comfort that I have grown to need, where will I seek refuge? Kathryn, my sweet. You have always been there for me, and you always will. So this is my formal resignation from society. I will now retreat to my home, the Internet. Hopefully now I can be free from the hurt that the world has caused me. 11-7-00 And so I find myself, here in this endless pit of anguish. It has no purpose, a trait that I may share. And I look out, at the other people, the people that have by some means kept themselves secure from the cold emptiness that I suffer through. And I wish to be like them. Even the hardest of hearts require refuge and comfort. And then there was you. My one, my only, my love. My Kathryn. I could never do anything to upset you. You will always be there for me. During those few perfect moments that seem to last forever, I feel complete, as it was always meant to be. I love you, my Kathryn. 11-6-00 I'm in dire need of a new profile, but I can't be bothered to think at the moment. 10-20-00 Yes, Cameron, the sole purpose of my profile is to please you. 10-19-00 So I was at the market, y'know, and this guy, he's like, "Dude, you wanna buy some carrots?" And so I think, "Yeah, I could go for some carrots right about now." "Alright," he says, "I have two carrots. One is magnificent in every way, shape, and form. It is the perfect carrot. But you may only look at this carrot and dream of it. No touching allowed. My other carrot, is a fine carrot indeed. It is good looking, nice, and fun to be around; you can chop it up and put it in your soup or whatever. Much fun will be had with this carrot." So which carrot did I choose to love? I guess we'll never know. 10-12-00 Here's a good tip for when you're doing your math homework: Buy a big bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, and constantly eat them while doing homework. When you finish a problem, reward yourself with a drink of water or milk or something. This gives you extra incentive to finish your math, and the only side effects are red stains on your book and butt-burn the next day. *Note* Not recommended for word problems. |
 
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