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If you've talked to me on AOL Instant Messenger before, which you probably have, you know that I can get some pretty interesting profiles going for me. Every once in a while a nugget of sincerity comes out too. Here is an archive of all of my profiles, as of October 19, 2000. It's a shame, I had some neat ones a while ago that will never be recovered. Click here, here, or here for archived profiles. 12-15-02 If it is better to give than to receive, then isn't the holiday season just a big competition to see who's the best person? 12-03-02 Duration of visit: 55 hours Duration of interaction: 20 hours Things acquired: Cash - $600 Dinners - $60 Wild Arms 3 - $50 Clarity - $15 Game Cube Bundle - $200 Total value of cash and prizes: $925 Hourly salary: $46.25 I love my job of being a son. 12-01-02 "I'm gonna be an adult in a week, dad. Did you feel like an adult when you turned eighteen? 'Cause I sure don't." "What? [expletive] no, I don't even feel like an adult now." Words of wisdom. 10-29-02 Sunil may hate the punker attitude, always being against what is popular, but y'know what I hate? The spelunker attitude. They're always like, "Ooh, look at that cave; let's go explore it," and "Oh man, exploring that cave sure was fun." Yeah, I hate them. 10-21-02 "You can't pull on the door, 'cause the pulley just pulls." -mom- 9-29-02 Me: Hey Wally, you have some pants here with rips in them. You should really take those off the shelves and replace them. Wally: What? Me: You have pants on display with huge rips in the knees. A minute later... Wally: Were you serious about the pants? Me: Yeah, there are seriously rips in the pants over there. You should really get those fixed. Bahahaha, Abercrombie and Fitch workers are fun to toy with. I figure eventually everybody will have a profile featuring Wally. 8-14-02 Do you sit at the computer with nothing to do? Do you yearn for fresh content, updated frequently? Do you enjoy strikingly mediocre websites? Well then come on down to the new and improved Dexter's Somewhat Mediocre Page! New mediocre look, same mediocre stuff! Listen to this rave review! inherently lame: we thank the lord for nakamura's triumphant return! That sounds exciting! Or at least moderately exciting! Wow! 7-23-02 As I was scanning in a UPC barcode, I was accidentally holding down shift. For a moment, I was frightened. Why, you ask? Well, because I thought my computer was cussing at me, that's why. 7-20-02 Y'know, not once in my life have I ever replied "Yes," to the question, "Do you wanna see a pressure point?" That never seems to make a difference though. 7-01-02 It's time to play Guess What's Broken! The game where you guess what is the most recently broken thing in my household! The first person to guess correctly wins a shiny new dime!* *(Offer invalid for anyone who doesn't live in Ahwatukee.) 6-13-02 I think that my new pet peeve is people who can't fill out rebate forms correctly. 6-01-02 If you'd like, take a gander at a little thing I whipped up (in about nine hours) commemorating a year together with a wonderful girl. It's here. 5-27-02 I sure remember Memorial Day. And from here on out, I will remember that it's tradition to fill my pants with ice from Sonic. |
 
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